I was a judge at an NSSA (National Scholastic Surfing Association) contest at the Seaside Pier yesterday… was pretty easy money… made 2 days of camp or 3 surf lessons and all I had to do was sit there and put 1.5’s down on a piece of paper.. The waves were good, and the talent in the water was high… the talent on the beach, however, was at the lowest level. A cloudy weekend at the “shore” provided little entertainment aside from the occasional pale inlander dressed like they were going to a pajama party rather the beach… Saw something that resembled a snookie wearing a shirt that said “I ❤ Pauly D”… the heart was colored in a way to portray the I-taly flag… I’m gonna make a shirt that says “Blow-outs for Blow Jobs”… I think it’ll sell, can’t think of a better way to exploit this Jersey Shore fad than to write vulgar phrases on T-shirts and sell em for 15 a pop… Long Island’s trash is my treasure. Especially after a couple over priced beers…
The Burgermeister had the original blow-out
… StayWet;)